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HERE’S A SONG FOR WHEN WE TALK…
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Hi everybody. I need to introduce you to this website called My Life Is Average. On this site, people submit random stories about something that happened to them. And they’re all pretty much hilarious. This website makes my day! Here are a few of my favorites. One of the submissions is mine. Guess which one it is. (: Today, I decided to pick up a history book from my class and study before my quiz. When I opened it, confetti fell out. I see it as a reward for studying. Today, I went through a drive through, and saw that there was Braille writing on the menu sign. Good to know that blind people drive these days. Today, my boyfriend and I were discussing what he wanted have done with his body when he died. His idea? Have himself cremated and put into an urn. Then for his children to receive their inheritance they had to launch his urn out of a cannon on a pirate ship and shoot it down before it fell into the ocean. And if they missed someone had to retrieve it and try again. He's a keeper. MLIA Today, someone shouted, "Look, a distraction!" and pointed behind me. I looked. MLIA Today, I popped out of my favorite teachers closet (which connects to another teacher's classroom) threw him a rubber sword, and shouted "ZACH, NARNIA NEEDS YOU!" he took the sword and ran into the closet, we then crossed into the next class. I don't think i have ever seen a Physics class more confused. MLIA Today, my brother came back from army training. He was telling me random stories about what happened, and said that to keep a beat while marching, he and his squad-mates sang the Spongebob Squarepants theme. I'm glad to know these men are the face of America. MLIA Today, my dad told me that when he was at boarding school, the school had an official competition in which the boys would get into teams and bash up old pianos with hammers. This trumps Hogwarts any day. MLIA Today my friend was sitting in my room and was wearing a black sock and a white sock. All of a sudden she proclaimed "I have interracial socks on". MLIA Today, I was listening to my iTunes on shuffle. It played the Batman theme song, then The Joker by the Steve Miller Band. My laptop then shut down. I think the battle that was to follow was too intense for it to handle. MLIA Today I was on Domino's pizza website, and at the bottom it said: "Any Delivery Charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Please reward your driver for awesomeness." I might just buy more pizza from them. MLIA Today, I read a headline that said "80 year old man stuck in toilet, rescued only after he started singing." I now have more faith in the elderly. MLIA And my all-time favorite: Today, my best friend and I were having a conversation on facebook speaking in Elizabethan language. After a long argument about how true her friendship was to me she responded with, "Shush woman shutteth thy lips and act as if thy were the dame hellen keller and speaketh from thy hips." Made my day. MLIA
INTRODUCING
Name: Louise
13 April 1992
You can only call me Lulu if you don’t think the name’s funny.
I am a member of the Smiley Conspiracy and a proud ex-CHS-ian, graduating class of 2009. Now doing A-Levels at HELP University College. Is proudly Malaysian, but doesn’t look like it and is proud of that too.
This is the 7th time I am editing this about section of the blog this year; I have sort of accepted that my personality is ever-evolving, ever-changing, therefore rendering my moods as volatile as the weather. But just as there are some things that have stood untouched across the centuries by harsh weather, so there are some things with me that remain ever the same: a belief that to live is to learn, and the ability to bounce back from setbacks.
What I love also remains constant. I love good food, dancing, fresh experiences, open minds and friendly people, all of which can be found in the wonderful wonderful city that is Istanbul. I love musicals, plays, good books, stickers, owls, colourful wrapping paper, hugs and kisses, chocolates, almost any music from the 17th to the 21st century, intense debates and post-it notes.
Fictional characters I have been compared to (in terms of personality) are Piglet from Winnie The Pooh and Kelsi from High School Musical.
I dream of finishing this list [29/8/2010: list is undergoing revamp!], and my secret ambition is to become a hairdresser or bartender. Unfortunately I’m also incredibly kiasu, so I’m going to go to university just to show everyone that I can. But want to go to uni also because I love learning lah!
Words that describe me are impulsive, impetuous, quixotic, sanguine, quirky, bewildered, kiasu and hodgepodge. The last one also refers to my sense of fashion.
*GRINS* :D
HERE’S A SONG FOR WHEN WE TALK…
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Hi everybody. I need to introduce you to this website called My Life Is Average. On this site, people submit random stories about something that happened to them. And they’re all pretty much hilarious. This website makes my day! Here are a few of my favorites. One of the submissions is mine. Guess which one it is. (: Today, I decided to pick up a history book from my class and study before my quiz. When I opened it, confetti fell out. I see it as a reward for studying. Today, I went through a drive through, and saw that there was Braille writing on the menu sign. Good to know that blind people drive these days. Today, my boyfriend and I were discussing what he wanted have done with his body when he died. His idea? Have himself cremated and put into an urn. Then for his children to receive their inheritance they had to launch his urn out of a cannon on a pirate ship and shoot it down before it fell into the ocean. And if they missed someone had to retrieve it and try again. He's a keeper. MLIA Today, someone shouted, "Look, a distraction!" and pointed behind me. I looked. MLIA Today, I popped out of my favorite teachers closet (which connects to another teacher's classroom) threw him a rubber sword, and shouted "ZACH, NARNIA NEEDS YOU!" he took the sword and ran into the closet, we then crossed into the next class. I don't think i have ever seen a Physics class more confused. MLIA Today, my brother came back from army training. He was telling me random stories about what happened, and said that to keep a beat while marching, he and his squad-mates sang the Spongebob Squarepants theme. I'm glad to know these men are the face of America. MLIA Today, my dad told me that when he was at boarding school, the school had an official competition in which the boys would get into teams and bash up old pianos with hammers. This trumps Hogwarts any day. MLIA Today my friend was sitting in my room and was wearing a black sock and a white sock. All of a sudden she proclaimed "I have interracial socks on". MLIA Today, I was listening to my iTunes on shuffle. It played the Batman theme song, then The Joker by the Steve Miller Band. My laptop then shut down. I think the battle that was to follow was too intense for it to handle. MLIA Today I was on Domino's pizza website, and at the bottom it said: "Any Delivery Charge is not a tip paid to your driver. Please reward your driver for awesomeness." I might just buy more pizza from them. MLIA Today, I read a headline that said "80 year old man stuck in toilet, rescued only after he started singing." I now have more faith in the elderly. MLIA And my all-time favorite: Today, my best friend and I were having a conversation on facebook speaking in Elizabethan language. After a long argument about how true her friendship was to me she responded with, "Shush woman shutteth thy lips and act as if thy were the dame hellen keller and speaketh from thy hips." Made my day. MLIA
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