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HEAVEN CAN WAIT UP HIGH IN THE SKY!
Saturday, January 30, 2010
First I typed a long post about college, then I deleted that. Then I typed something about dinosaurs and cookies, then I deleted that. Following that, I typed another long post about something that would have gotten me shot by at least three people including the pope, then decided that I wanted to live and deleted that too. Left with nothing to blog about, I turn to my reserve blogging tool: MLIA. Today in my AP World History class my teacher mentioned Queen Victoria. "She is the second biggest bitch in all of history," he said. A classmate asked, "Who's the first?" His response, "My first wife." MLIA A while back my boyfriend borrowed my lunch-box to take his lunch to work. He is 25 and a staff sergeant in the Army. My lunch-box is a metal Hello Kitty box. He took it, kept it on his desk and showed it off to everyone. He had so much fun he asked me if he could take it in again the next day. MLIA. Yesterday, I read an MLIA about a girl who has nightmares that she gets erections in front of her entire class. Babe, I don't know much, but I think were destined for each other, because I'm a 16 year old boy with recurring dreams of having a period stain on the back of my pants as I walk through the cafeteria. If only I knew how to tell you of our similarity. MLIA Today, i took a pregnancy test, it came back positive. I'm a 20 year old male. MLIA Today, it snowed in Houston, Texas. Our teacher was lecturing us about how we couldn't go outside when another teacher suddenly ran into the room and threw a snowball at her. She searched for the snowball, and when she found it she grabbed it, grinned, said, "Class dismissed," and ran out to seek revenge. MLIA Today I was reading letters to Santa that were posted in our newspaper from little kids in my town. Most kids started off their letters with Dear Santa, however one kid started it off with, "Santa my man, how ya doing?" Then at the end of the letter where all the other children put their name and town, he put his name followed by, "YOU KNOW WHERE!" I have high hopes for this child. MLIA Today, I typed "Google is" into yahoo. It gave me "Google is better than Yahoo." At least they admit to it. MLIA Tonight I went downstairs to get a spoonful of cookie dough for a late-night snack. My mom was in the other room watching a movie and asked me what I was doing. I told her I was popping pills because I was addicted and taking steroids. She took this as a perfectly acceptable answer. Her response: "Well, whatever helps right?" I love my mom. MLIA The other day, my mom called my brother a Son of a Bitch. MLIA Oh hell, why don’t you all go read MLIA yourselves? If I haven’t already successfully converted you. *grins*
INTRODUCING
Name: Louise
13 April 1992
You can only call me Lulu if you don’t think the name’s funny.
I am a member of the Smiley Conspiracy and a proud ex-CHS-ian, graduating class of 2009. Now doing A-Levels at HELP University College. Is proudly Malaysian, but doesn’t look like it and is proud of that too.
This is the 7th time I am editing this about section of the blog this year; I have sort of accepted that my personality is ever-evolving, ever-changing, therefore rendering my moods as volatile as the weather. But just as there are some things that have stood untouched across the centuries by harsh weather, so there are some things with me that remain ever the same: a belief that to live is to learn, and the ability to bounce back from setbacks.
What I love also remains constant. I love good food, dancing, fresh experiences, open minds and friendly people, all of which can be found in the wonderful wonderful city that is Istanbul. I love musicals, plays, good books, stickers, owls, colourful wrapping paper, hugs and kisses, chocolates, almost any music from the 17th to the 21st century, intense debates and post-it notes.
Fictional characters I have been compared to (in terms of personality) are Piglet from Winnie The Pooh and Kelsi from High School Musical.
I dream of finishing this list [29/8/2010: list is undergoing revamp!], and my secret ambition is to become a hairdresser or bartender. Unfortunately I’m also incredibly kiasu, so I’m going to go to university just to show everyone that I can. But want to go to uni also because I love learning lah!
Words that describe me are impulsive, impetuous, quixotic, sanguine, quirky, bewildered, kiasu and hodgepodge. The last one also refers to my sense of fashion.
*GRINS* :D
HEAVEN CAN WAIT UP HIGH IN THE SKY!
Saturday, January 30, 2010
First I typed a long post about college, then I deleted that. Then I typed something about dinosaurs and cookies, then I deleted that. Following that, I typed another long post about something that would have gotten me shot by at least three people including the pope, then decided that I wanted to live and deleted that too. Left with nothing to blog about, I turn to my reserve blogging tool: MLIA. Today in my AP World History class my teacher mentioned Queen Victoria. "She is the second biggest bitch in all of history," he said. A classmate asked, "Who's the first?" His response, "My first wife." MLIA A while back my boyfriend borrowed my lunch-box to take his lunch to work. He is 25 and a staff sergeant in the Army. My lunch-box is a metal Hello Kitty box. He took it, kept it on his desk and showed it off to everyone. He had so much fun he asked me if he could take it in again the next day. MLIA. Yesterday, I read an MLIA about a girl who has nightmares that she gets erections in front of her entire class. Babe, I don't know much, but I think were destined for each other, because I'm a 16 year old boy with recurring dreams of having a period stain on the back of my pants as I walk through the cafeteria. If only I knew how to tell you of our similarity. MLIA Today, i took a pregnancy test, it came back positive. I'm a 20 year old male. MLIA Today, it snowed in Houston, Texas. Our teacher was lecturing us about how we couldn't go outside when another teacher suddenly ran into the room and threw a snowball at her. She searched for the snowball, and when she found it she grabbed it, grinned, said, "Class dismissed," and ran out to seek revenge. MLIA Today I was reading letters to Santa that were posted in our newspaper from little kids in my town. Most kids started off their letters with Dear Santa, however one kid started it off with, "Santa my man, how ya doing?" Then at the end of the letter where all the other children put their name and town, he put his name followed by, "YOU KNOW WHERE!" I have high hopes for this child. MLIA Today, I typed "Google is" into yahoo. It gave me "Google is better than Yahoo." At least they admit to it. MLIA Tonight I went downstairs to get a spoonful of cookie dough for a late-night snack. My mom was in the other room watching a movie and asked me what I was doing. I told her I was popping pills because I was addicted and taking steroids. She took this as a perfectly acceptable answer. Her response: "Well, whatever helps right?" I love my mom. MLIA The other day, my mom called my brother a Son of a Bitch. MLIA Oh hell, why don’t you all go read MLIA yourselves? If I haven’t already successfully converted you. *grins*
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