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IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH…
Saturday, November 21, 2009

If any of you are cursing yourselves for mucking up your SPMs so far, allow me to cheer you up by telling me about my BM essay paper.

(And if you’ve been on facebook, it’s the same story. I can’t decide whether to cry or laugh over it, but at this moment I feel like doing the latter. :] That and I think everyone needs some light relief.)

I’d written this fantastically long and (in my then opinion) awezum essay on kesan-kesan pemanasan global. I used a lot of canggih words like memaslahatkan and mutakhir ini, blah blah blah. I really pulled out all of Pn Phang’s stops. I was feeling really good cause I’d prepared stuff for this essay and I’d written a similar one before.

And I thought it would really prove my smarts if I wrote about recent events I’d read about in the newspapers. So I wrote about that swarm of oversized jellyfish that are messing up the fishermen’s livelihood. And I was right damn proud of myself for thinking of it. I was pretty sure I’d done well.

KENDATIPUN BEGITU, I found out yesterday that jellyfish in Malay is “obor-obor”. Which, prior to Karluis telling me about it, I didn’t know.

I had written it as “ikan agar-agar”.

scenicwaterfish

So my examiner is going to be reading a half-page-long paragraph about how a swarm of “ikan agar-agar gergasi” have been terrorizing the fishermen of Japan and making them want to quit fishing because they have been eating all the other fish in the sea.

 

Oh tuhanku. D:

 

I haven’t had the guts to tell my BM tuition teacher yet!!!